Category: Humor

The ultimate consultant: who you gonna call?

16 April, 2008 (08:08) | Humor, Primer Posts, Theory, Workout | No comments

[Continued from yesterday’s Part 1.]
 
Yesterday’s post introduced the quintessential consultancy, the Ghostbusters, and illustrated their business and marketing brilliance. 
 

I owe my success entirely to my time not studying in college
 
We continue with their rules of being a successful consultant:
 
E.         Often your consulting will involve housing.
 
[Louis is being chased by a demon dog] Louis: [frightened] […]

The ultimate consultant: Ghostbusters

15 April, 2008 (08:47) | Humor, Primer Posts, Theory, Workout | No comments

In addition to being a research and educational institution, AHI is a consultancy – we are specialists brought in to solve particular large, complex problems (or rather, to help people solve the problems themselves, since like other consultants we go away when the job is done).

Can we possibly restructure this financing, kemo sabe?
 
In the twenty-plus […]

The ultimate deadbeat

18 March, 2008 (08:59) | Humor, Rental, Tenure | No comments

 
We’ve all had roommate problems, but few have faced the complete lack of cooperation experience by the flatmate of this Bristol (UK) council housing resident, as reported a while back by  The Guardian Weekly: 
An inquiry was under way last night to discover how the body of a dead man lay on a sofa for at least […]