New New Orleans is here: Part 2, the physical city
[Continued from yesterday's part 1.]
[Click here for an archive of my 2005 New New Orleans posts.]
As we saw yesterday, three years after Hurricane Katrina, I was in New New Orleans at an AHIC conference that included a lunchtime speaker from the Greater New Orleans Community Data Center, followed by a bus tour of the flooded sections including the infamous Lower Ninth Ward.

The blue sawtooth is the
I was really curious, for I hadn’t posted about New New Orleans for over a year and a half, when I summarized the Battle for New New Orleans:
After Katrina, many of my housing colleagues sought to help

Yes, it’s better than it was
But not enough. The New New Orleans has long since taken shape; it is going to be smaller, and much closer to our pessimistic than optimistic view.

I admire those who continue to fight the battle. But the war for New New Orleans’ future is over.

Not looking good for the city
Three years in, what has New New Orleans become? Did the city bear more resemblance to my pessimistic view (
The more complex the mind, said the host of the amusement planet in a great Star Trek episode, Shore Leave, the greater its need for play … and for complex play.

Torn tunics optional, sir!
As homo urbanis’s need for leisure grows, so too grow the leisure cities.
I have seen the future, and it has bad taste.
In Superdome did Donald Trump
A garish gaming hall decree
Where big the muddy river ran
As drawn on a rebuilding plan
Down through strong new levees

Make fun of me all you want so long as you come to my casinos
Physically and spatially, Old New Orleans was one of

All of the historical city was situated on the pink ground, the natural levee created by the

Built by humanity, living in a below-water-level bowl
What happened we all know: the levees were breached by extraordinary storm surge, and the bowl filled with water:

From far above it looked like this.

And like this closer up
In zoning terms, here’s what flooded:

The numbers denote planning districts. 1 is the French Quarter, 2 is the Garden District, 3 is Audubon. The hashed vertical line bounding 6-7 on the east and 9-8 on the west is the
It was self-evident to lots of us that, however tragic the flooding was, these parts of Old
2. Condemn (and compensate) everything below sea level
The scale of a city is set by its land area, its major streets, its public transportation, its zoning, and its money flows (especially the central business district). Everything flows from the land area, and until that is settled, nothing else can recover.

Romantic but rickety
While I admire those who build homes on stilts, romance is no basis for rebuilding, especially when the evidence is overwhelming that while one can survive or rebuild from a big blow, there is no way of cost-effectively defending property that is below seat level. As I wrote in a short story, “I could have told you folks. You don’t stop the sea.”
So let’s say what seems abundantly obvious: everything below sea level is economically unsalvageable. Nothing below sea level should be rebuilt with Federal funding.
It isn’t that the homes are physically uninhabitable (although many of them are), but rather than they are economically untouchable (mold).
Let’s be clear: we’re not abandoning that property. Condemnation means compensation: pay the property owners the pre-Katrina value of the property, and allow them to resettle wherever they like.
Mass condemnation with generous compensation. The sooner someone does this, the better for
Fast-forward three years, glide gracefully over the embarrassing ineptitude of

The areas above sea level, including the French Quarter, have all rebounded. Those flooded are anywhere from 35% to 81% depopulated – three years after the fact.
A better depiction of the human displacement is shown in their table of unoccupied addresses:

The bars’ height represents the number of unoccupied houses; they small print shows the percentages. The areas un-rebuilt are those deepest and longest flooded.
After Katrina, various pundits and solons weighed in on how to rebuild
1. The city’s demography was waning anyhow.
2. Its economy has been shrinking, not growing.
3.
4. What will be rebuilt is only what is economic to rebuild.
5. What has been destroyed has little economic value.
6. Race and economics enforce their own triage.
Does the end of
7. Ports are — well, portable — and need machines, not people.
In 1996, Lance Armstrong was a world-class cyclist but not tipped as a potential Tour de France winner, when he was diagnosed with testicular cancer. It nearly killed him, but he recovered fully.
Actually, he came back better. Lance’s new equilibrium weight – what sports trainers call his ’set point’ was about four pounds lighter than before the cancer. He had all the muscle, all the aerobic capacity of his pre-illness self – and four fewer pounds to pedal around the 2,200 miles of

Lance has thanked for cancer; without it, he has said, he wouldn’t have won.
Major trauma resets the body’s functioning.

2008: aerial of some of the depopulated Lower Ninth Ward
Though Old New Orleans was living on borrowed time, no one wished Katrina on
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