The money was just sitting there
“But the pension fund was just sitting there!” protested Doonesbury’s Uncle Duke, when confronted with what lesser minds would unsympathetically describe as embezzlement.
“That’s really narrow thinking!”
But that’s the problem with excess capital, isn’t it? Somebody always finds a use for it.
Look, the jar’s overfull anyway!
Such a problem is illustrated, unfortunately, by the expenditure creativity being displayed […]