Nowhere to New Town
Some days back, I predicted an astonishingly rapid and sophisticated mobilization to rebuild New Orleans.
With billions of dollars’ worth of insurance policies kicking in, and a wired America watching, we are about to see just how astonishingly quickly and effectively construction and financial markets can respond to a large-scale tragedy.
As the New York Times notes, it’s already happening:
SLIDELL,
A building boom is under way in this city at the edge of

Once former residents of
But this is just the start.
What are they building with? Everyman’s affordable housing, mobile homes:
At four giant staging areas across the region, FEMA is assembling tens of thousands of mobile homes and trailers. In
Note that Baton Rouge wins big.
We have come to think of
The homes being built are not your typical 200 square foot hotel room, they are multi-bedroom apartments:
The homes in Slidell – those so far are all 14 feet wide and 70 feet long [980 square feet -- Ed.] and have three bedrooms – arrive furnished with beds and box springs wrapped in plastic, a full-size refrigerator, a couch and living room chair.
The speed of the activity is breathtaking:
By the end of Wednesday, FEMA expects to have installed 3,500 homes requested by the governor in
So is its scale:
The government is beginning what urban planners are calling one of the biggest bursts of federal housing development in United States history. Last year in Florida, the Federal Emergency Management Agency set a record by installing 15,000 homes in the aftermath of four hurricanes there.
In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, they hope to open 30,000 homes every two weeks, reaching 300,000 within months.
Those numbers make Levittown – the suburban community on

Now multiply by 17,500 x 18 …
Even the rebuilding of Chicago after the great fire of 1871 or San Francisco after the 1906 earthquake do not compare, said Ruth C. Steiner, an associate professor at the Department of Urban and Regional Planning at the University of Florida.
“This is a milestone of urban planning,” Ms. Steiner said “There is no precedent on this scale in this country. It is just phenomenal.”
That there will be tens of thousands of new homes is a given:
The numbers might drop if the demand does not meet expectations. But more than 140,000 people are now packed into emergency shelters, while hundreds of thousands of others fill hotels, homes of friends or relatives or are temporarily relocated across the
Will what results be a camp, or a city?
FEMA officials say they realize that they cannot just drop 75,000 people into rural, one-stoplight towns. Classrooms, sewage treatment plants, stores, restaurants and medical centers will be built as well.
That sounds good, but remember that buildings are exoskeletal, as are street patterns:
[In
The homes are lined up exactly 11 feet apart.

The high streets in

Cardo and decumano of
Does this look like the future capital of the Roman Empire to you?
The blitzkrieg building is predicated on the presumption that it will be temporary:
It is not clear how long these new FEMA-created towns will last. Temporary housing built for shipyard workers during World War II in cities like
Behind my house in
“These temporary homes will come out,” Mr. Gair of FEMA said.
And go where?
“We want to rebuild New Orleans. [You can rebuild, you can't replicate. -- Ed.] We do not want to create a state of travel trailers and mobile home parks.”
What, I ask you, is wrong with mobile homes?
The families moving into the first of these new trailers and mobile homes, the use of which are provided at no cost, seem almost startled to be inside a structure that is not flooded or stiflingly hot and overstuffed with people.
So even as we rebuild Upper New Orleans into a pleasure palace, Lower New Orleans is decaying into moldy unsalvageability, and the former denizens of Lower New Orleans are being housed, at little cost, in entirely presentable accommodations.
The New Towns are going to be around. What will they turn into?