New New Orleans, Tycho and St. Paul’s
The Moon’s most visible crater (although not its largest) is Tycho:
It is named after the Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe, the last pre-telescopic astronomer.
Though Tycho was formed ‘only’ 100 million years ago, we know exactly where and how it happened, because we see its ejecta pattern, the hundred-mile splash of basalt and rubble radiating outward in every direction.
Tycho is our reminder of Old New Orleans, the city that is gone, and a visual metaphor for New New Orleans, the city yet to come.
That the Old New Orleans is gone, there should be no doubt. As the New York Times reports:
The scale of the rebuilding is likely to be larger than that of any other disaster in the
Meanwhile, many are already resettling elsewhere, such as upstate in
As refugees from New Orleans poured into Baton Rouge last week, along with workers who expect to help with the rebuilding effort along the Gulf Coast, the local housing market, which up until now has plodded along at a stable pace, suddenly experienced the kind of frenzy that has been associated with New York, Miami or Silicon Valley in the last few years.
“I’ve never seen anything like this before,” said Robert Cook, a real estate agent with Re/Max Elite in
Mr. Cook said he represented five buyers in two days last week who made offers on homes, and fielded hundreds of calls and e-mail messages from others. On Friday, he said, he was with a couple from Picayune,
Eighty miles, an hour and a half … and a new life
Sometimes cities die because a cataclysm fatally wounds them. Ancient Ephesus was once a metropolis of 200,000 and one of the Seven Wonders of the World. St. Paul caused a riot by his preaching to the Ephesians. When its river silted up,
Let’s speculate, therefore, on what New New Orleans may become.
1.
Because of its pale contrast with flamboyant laissez les bon temps roulez Old New Orleans, we have come to think of
It’s also the home of LSU, whose Tiger Stadium holds 91,000 people. That matters because the New Orleans Saints will have to relocate there, and for the next 17 weeks, every sports fan in
Before Katrina,
2. The
At the mouth of the Mississippi River, the watershed area for 40% of the nation,
Draining 31 states and 2 Canadian provinces
It follows from this that the port will have to be revived and, one would assume, the city as well. The ports around
Old
For that reason, the Battle of New Orleans in January 1815 was a key moment in American history. Even though the battle occurred after the War of 1812 was over, had the British taken
3. The
With
4. Finance relocates to
Capital moves at the click of a mouse. Higher-income people move almost as fast. The temporary headquarters to be established in
Finance has been in
That
New
5. The French Quarter remains
The Quarter was largely above water. It remains the anchor of the
All those premium-paid workers will be looking for places to blow off steam, and toss beads around the necks of comely inebriated lasses (no picture for R-rated reasons).
Incentives to preserve historic property are plentiful.
The wrought iron, Spanish moss, and jazz funerals will all be preserved, even if their surround is quite different.
O when the Feds/ Start writin’ checks!
O when the Feds start writin’ checks!
O Lord I want to get me a number
O when the Feds start wri-ting checks!
6. Most of the rest is wiped clean
Americans are an active people, especially when the news is in front of our faces 24/7. Beyond the extraordinary outpouring of support, with the forced evacuation New Orleanians are being taken in throughout the country; many in scale. The economy will absorb the
Ironically, the very Web interconnectedness of Americans will make it easier for them to resettle far from Old New Orleans. Email is omnipresent; the Web knows it is a king unbounded in infinite space. Once it was hard to stay in contact; now it’s hard not to.
Much of Old New Orleans’ submerged inventory will be economically obsolescent — ‘totaled’ in car-wreck lingo. It will be cheaper to build new than renovate. And if one is going to build new, and has a new job and a new life elsewhere, why return?
The New Orleans diaspora will prove substantially irreversible.
7. The New
So sophisticated has America become, so efficient our protection systems, that we have lost contact with the sense, pervasive among people before the 20th century, that sometimes tragedy strikes. The 1666 Great Fire of London was a catastrophe of unimaginable proportions. As 17th century private blogger Samuel Pepys chronicled it:
So I rode down to the waterside …. and there saw a lamentable fire…. Everybody endeavouring to remove their goods, and flinging into the river or bringing them into lighters that lay off; poor people staying in their houses as long as till the very fire touched them, and then running into boats, or clambering from one pair of stairs by the waterside to another. And among other things, the poor pigeons, I perceive, were loth to leave their houses, but hovered about the windows and balconies, till they some of them burned their wings and fell down.
Shades of Old
Having stayed, and in an hour’s time seen the fire rage every way, and nobody to my sight endeavouring to quench it … I to Whitehall (with a gentleman with me, who desired to go off from the Tower to see the fire in my boat); and there up to the King’s closet in the Chapel, where people came about me, and I did give them an account [that] dismayed them all, and the word was carried into the King.
So I was called for, and did tell the King and Duke of
The Great Fire was devastating:
By the end of the fire some four fifths of the City had been destroyed, approximately 13,200 houses, 87 churches and 50 Livery Halls over an area of 436 acres.
But like many a previous urban catastrophe, it had numerous delayed benefits, starting with public health:
Although the fire only claimed a few lives it may actually have saved many more – the rats that had helped to transmit the bubonic plague (Black Death) the previous year mostly died in the fire. The number of plague victims dropped rapidly after the fire.
It changed government (catastrophe is a precondition of reform):
The Great Fire of London set in motion changes in the capital which laid the foundations for organised firefighting in the future.
Wooden houses and designs dating back to the medieval period were replaced with brick and stone buildings
Better construction, not just replacement. In the New New Orleans, structures will be built with habitable space above sea level. The ground floor will be used for garages, sub-basements, container storage — anything that can recover after long spells under water. Building systems will be insulated, encased, and otherwise configured so as to survive immersion, which is much cheaper than trying to prevent immersion.
and owners began to insure their properties against fire damage. The new insurance companies quickly realised that their losses could be minimised by employing men to put out fires.
Under the Law of Economic Gravity, changing finance changes incentives, which changes operations.
Christopher Wren, the great 17th Century architect began the reconstruction of
Out of the Great Fire of London came the masterpiece of St. Paul’s Cathedral.
What new landmark will come to symbolize New New Orleans?