Building New New Orleans
However it is rebuilt, the New New Orleans will bear little relation to the Old New Orleans:
Asked in the interview whether it made sense to spend billions rebuilding a city that lies below sea level, House Speaker Dennis Hastert replied, “I don’t know. That doesn’t make sense to me.”
Any resemblance to King Canute is purely coincidental …
Hastert later issued a statement saying he was not “advocating that the city be abandoned or relocated.”
“My comments about rebuilding the city were intended to reflect my sincere concern with how the city is rebuilt to ensure the future protection of its citizens and not to suggest that this great and historic city should not be rebuilt,” the statement said.
However clumsily he phrased it, Speaker Hastert has squished his enormous foot into a highly relevant question, because by the time the water is pumped out, much of the Old New Orleans will be unsalvageable:
Many of the houses will be total losses. Now immersed in what amounts to sewer water up to the roof, many houses may remain under water for weeks or even months. Insulation, wiring, ductwork and other systems will likely be ruined, said William Coulbourne, a structural engineer with URS Corp. in

And wood immersed in water for protracted periods rots …
While high-rises could be stripped down to the concrete, power-washed and then refitted, most houses would be much harder to clean up even if they remained structurally sound.
Adding to the physical challenges, financial pressure will also place caps on the rebuilding, because people will only rebuild what they can afford to rebuild. And that is governed by their insurance coverage:
Much of the damage was and is being caused by flooding, a peril that is not covered in normal homeowners insurance. The federal government offers coverage but many of those eligible never apply.
Further, although it is required by most lenders in flood-prone areas, mandated coverage is often limited to $250,000 — which is the federal policies’ limit for a residence — or to 80% of the replacement cost of the home, whichever is smaller.
Thus, many of the families who have coverage will find themselves responsible for 20% of the cost — $30,000 on a $150,000 home — if the house is a total loss and they want to rebuild.
So people will rebuild new, different homes. What was gone will not be replicated, it will change.
Meanwhile, the Federal government will likely step in with some catastrophic assistance, it may fall short of a total rebuild:
Hastert, in a transcript supplied by the suburban
There are “some real tough questions to ask,” Hastert said in the interview. “How do you go about rebuilding this city? What precautions do you take?”
These questions are particularly relevant because the cost to protect a below-sea-level city is prohibitive. As a 2001 Scientific American article warned (hat tip: Belmont Club), specifically about
A major hurricane could swamp
The Scientific American article estimated upwards of $30 billion for prevention … and it might not work.
Nor are the inundation risks confined to the Old New Orleans:
Fixing the delta would serve as a valuable test case for the country and the world. Coastal marshes are disappearing along the eastern seaboard, the other
In Future Boston, a mosaic novel shared-world future that my writer’s group and I created a decade ago, we took as our first postulate that Boston would sink, four inches a year, a conceit I found fascinating:
“How did you get that picture?” someone once asked me.
“I took off my shoes and socks and waded into the Swan Pond.”
While Future
As the town of
A girl’s rusted blue motor scooter leaned against the front stairs of 172 Beach. Barnacles grew on its handlebars. Mary Donovan and her parents had lived here, Ethel remembered, before she moved to downtown
Most people in my fictional
“I could have told you folks,” Ethel addressed the ghosts of the departed owners. “You don’t stop the sea.”
So, when you do build New New Orleans, where and how do you build it? What do you do differently, on a grand scale?
Forgive me for finding this an absolutely fascinating case of palimpsest urban planning on the grandest scale imaginable.
What will we write on the new bayou?